Slip on a pan,
Whip a fruit flan,
Stand behind Billy
and ruin his suntan.
Chase a blue dream,
Spill some thick cream,
Sit by a stream,
release a huge beam
Hug a brown bear,
Chase a young mare,
Do a bold dare,
Kick someone off a chair
Shave off all your hair
Trip and fall off a stair
Watch your skirt suffer a tear
pretend you don't care
{Poetic prose}